shxdowshuntress:

🚨 ITS VERY IMPORTANT TO SEND A EMAIL TO AMAZON ABOUT PICKING THE SHOW UP - IT TAKES 2-5 MINS AND COULD LITERALLY HELP🚨

🔸 If you’ve already done it once, you don’t need to do it again, it’s pointless.

🔹 IF YOU HAVENT, PLEASE DO, it’s VERY IMPORTANT ⬇️

➡️ https://studios.amazon.com/contact-us

➡️ https://twitter.com/basicshadowstuf/status/1006476741332758530?s=21

(BasicShadowhunterstuf on twitter has some templates or DM me for one also )

(via fuckyeahmileven)

catsuggest:

catsuggest:

pls allow him to drink the water

he is THORST

small-summer-child:

1980vibes:

PLOT TWIST: you are your crush’s crush.

Unrealistic. Blocked.

(via punkmonksteven)

bifacts:

stevviefox:

fierceawakening:

bifacts:

Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable pets. Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services using the A4 sheets you’d find in a printer. Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.

You, Too, Can Bother An Entire Duck

Unfortunately, roast pillow is not a popular menu item.

But this is delightfully well written!

No ducks were harmed in the making of this post